if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?
Things he tastes like:
- you (only sweeter)
Things you were:
- my picket fence
Things I’ll be:
- your number one with a bullet
Things my songs know:
- what you did in the dark
Things I’ve got:
- troubled thoughts
- the self esteem to match
- Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
- Bro 2: why bro?
- Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
- Bro 2: bro..